You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line.

So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. 'But always stand out and always be grateful. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. You have to answer for men's bad behaviour, which is insane, but if you point that our, you're accused of complaining. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. “It is literally impossible to be a woman. To save you the trouble, we've compiled a list of the best monologues from women in film, and they're all absolutely sensational.

From the iconic America Ferrera feminist speech in Barbie, to the downright emotional words of Viola Davis in Fences, some of the best films find that their greatest moments come from a few expertly delivered lines, that instantly have us all weeping / laughing / cheering. If there's one thing that gets you locked into any film, it's a good monologue - especially from a woman.

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